dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

❝I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.❞
– Robin Williams (via bl-ossomed)
❝There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything❞
Luna Adriana (via bl-ossomed)
❝College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”❞

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
❝Suddenly, every song was about you.❞
– loving you in six words (via lushwisdom)

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom